Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Forgive me followers, for I have sinned.



It's been almost a month since my last blog post. I have an excuse, but still, it doesn't take much to sit down and type some stuff.

I have always had 'girly' problems (boys, plug your ears, or don't, since you need to learn this shit anyway, unless you're gay...then carry on)
Every since I was first started my period, I have had HORRIBLE cycles. Anemic, no sleep, fatigue, nausea (and what sometimes accompanies it) and pain enough to down a small bear.  I was diagnosed with Endometriosis when i was 16 or 17. For those of you unfamiliar with that term, it is basically the equivalent of having a small family of rabid raccoons living in your lady parts. Pinching, pulling, pain, PAIN.
So over the last six months or so, it has gotten worse. I believe the raccoons have evolved into some sort of rodent demon overlord who will begin to take over the world; or maybe it's because I'm getting older and blah blah blah. After an emergency room visit about a month ago for a ruptured cyst on my ovary ( I think) I have had an ultrasound and MRI. the MRI showed a lesion on my right ovary. So now I am basically on the prowl for a GYN that will smoke the monster out.
AKA a hysterectomy, for those who do not 'get' my brand of sarcasm, though I don't know why, I'm HILARIOUS... and so very modest.
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